“Look at these eyebrows! They’re attack eyebrows. You could take bottle tops off with these. They’re cross. Crosser than the rest of my face. They’re independently cross! They probably want to secede from the rest of my face and set up their own independent state of eyebrows.”—12th Doctor (via i-crush-everything)
“It’s all right up until the eyebrows. Then it just goes haywire. Look at the eyebrows! These are attack eyebrows! You can take bottle tops off with these! They’re cross. They’re crosser than the rest of my face. They’re independently cross! They probably want to cede from the rest of my face and set up their own independent state of eyebrows!”—12th Doctor on his eyebrows (via glitterqueen80)
okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl
female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.